martedì 30 dicembre 2014

La diversità nell'Arte - backstage



mercoledì 12 novembre 2014

It's An Hot Media @Smartup Optima

It's An Hot Media - LAST22
@Smartup Optima
Preview 15.11.2014
Corso Umberto I, 174
80138 Napoli

Dal 17 Novembre 2014 al 02 Dicembre 2014
NAPOLI
LUOGO: Optima Italia S.p.A.
ENTI PROMOTORI:
Optima Italia S.p.A.
E-MAIL INFO: info@smartupoptima.com
SITO UFFICIALE: http://www.smartupoptima.com

COMUNICATO STAMPA: Ecco i 25 finalisti di Smartup Optima, il Premio di arte contemporanea, rivolto ad artisti under 40 promosso da Optima Italia S.p.A., multiutility italiana leader nella vendita di servizi integrati nei settori dell'energia e delle telecomunicazioni. 
Fulvio Ambrosio, Libera Balzamo, Fabrizio Cicero, Chiara Coccorese, Giulio Delvè, Niccolò De Napoli, Ferdinando Di Maso, Danilo Donzelli, Giuseppe Fontanarosa, Gianni Gentile, Chiara Gini, LAST 22, Elisa Leonini, Pierpaolo Lista, Francesca Lolli, Andrea Marcoccia, Giacinto Occhionero, Luana Perilli, Angela Pimpinella, Paolo Puddu, Filippo Scaboro, Andrea Silva, Lamberto Teotino, Ciro Vitale, VOID, sono gli artisti selezionati dalla giuria tecnica, che esporranno dal 17 al 2 dicembre 2014 (dal lunedì al venerdì, dalle ore 10.00 alle ore 13.30 e dalle ore 14.30 alle ore 18.00) all'interno degli uffici di Optima Italia, che per l'occasione, si trasformerà in un vero e proprio spazio espositivo. 
Tutti gli artisti sono stati chiamati a rappresentare, attraverso differenti tecniche quali pittura, scultura e new media, i temi inerenti all'universo Optima Italia prendendo spunto dalle parole chiave ENERGIA - COMUNICAZIONE - SEMPLIFICAZIONE DELLA VITA ― RELAX. 
La proclamazione avrà luogo durante la giornata inaugurale di sabato 15 novembre.  Il vincitore si aggiudicherà il premio in denaro del valore di 5.000,00 euro, assegnato dalla curatrice del Premio Alessandra Troncone, insieme a Giacomo Guidi (Direttore della galleria Giacomo Guidi), Olga Scotto di Vettimo (Critica d'arte), Massimiliano Tonelli (Direttore di Artribune), Bianco-Valente (Artisti), Antonio Pirpan (Brand Manager Optima Italia), Fabrizio Cappella (A.D. Arakne Communication). 
Il premio visibilità invece va a Salvatore Spiezia. Secondo il giudizio della "giuria popolare" l'artista, con 8202 like, si è aggiudicato la possibilità di veicolare l'immagine della propria opera su alcuni dei principali network di comunicazione e informazione sia generalisti che di settore artistico.  Alla sua prima edizione, Smartup Optima conta più di 600 opere in gara in soli 59 giorni di bando, numeri che confermano la voglia di arte e l'idea vincente di Optima Italia il cui primario obiettivo è offrire occasioni di crescita professionale. 
Smartup Optima è un'Iniziativa frutto della voglia di sostenere le giovani leve dell'arte e, allo stesso tempo, premiare genio e talento. Nasce da una realtà imprenditoriale definita la "Google del meridione" per la sua filosofia smart e fuori dagli schemi. Fondata e costituita da giovani professionisti, Optima Italia è un'azienda solida, dinamica, che fonda il suo straordinario successo sulla forza del gruppo con l'obiettivo di migliorare e semplificare la vita di tutti. Il Premio Smartup Optima è infatti un'operazione culturale, ampia e strutturata che pone al centro la ricerca, la promozione e la valorizzazione della creatività comunicando con strumenti di facile accesso per tutti i partecipanti. 
In occasione della mostra sarà presentato anche il catalogo ufficiale del Premio i cui proventi saranno interamente devoluti in beneficenza confermando, in tal modo, la specificità di Smartup Optima quale Progetto di più ampio respiro che individua nell'arte uno strumento irrinunciabile per lo sviluppo della collettività privo di vincoli sociali, culturali o economici. 

venerdì 24 ottobre 2014

13x18

13x18
2.11.2014-8.12.2014
La Casa di Schiele

quarantaquattro artisti in trediciperdiciotto centimetri


martedì 16 settembre 2014

Frantumi @Ricomincio dai Libri





Frantumi @Ricomincio dai libri
Fiera del Libro
San Giorgio a Cremano
21.09.2014




Use Your Confusion - Memorie ConFuse

USE YOUR CONFUSION


di Vincenzo Last22 D'Argenio e Marialaura Orlando
spot finalista di VideoVarietà 2014
- Benevento Città Spettacolo XXXV edizione - 


Un muro, metafora di popolo, burocrazia e difficoltà. 
Un uomo ostinato, provato e confuso, metafora delle discipline artistiche. 
Si scontrano su uno spazio bianco, pronto a essere tela su cui poter modellare qualsiasi cosa. L'ostinazione lascia solo un segno, un segno di sangue. 
Rossa passione, per il ricordo di un amore che sfida il tempo e lo spazio, giungendo ferito, senza mai arrendersi, alla XXXV edizione.

venerdì 1 agosto 2014

It's an Hot Media #SmartUpOptima

It's an Hot Media! - stencil tagliato a mano e light painting. Stampa digitale su forex. cm. 100x100. Opera finalista al concorso di arte contemporanea Smart Up Optima 2014. 




martedì 1 luglio 2014

Frantumi #3 Vetro - Gavrilo Princip

Gavrilo Princip


Frantumi #3 Vetro 

[...] sul ponte stretto, alcuni bambini profumati, guance lisce, lanciavano pezzi di pane ai piccioni. I genitori poco discosti, li controllavano. Il motore monocilindrico di alcune Gräf&Stift in manovra rimbombava, riempiendo l’aria di sbuffi azzurrini di carburante, i riflessi dell’impero austro-ungarico. Un nutrito gruppo di uomini, poggiati al parapetto del ponte, guardava i nuovissimi veicoli con curiosità e ammirazione [...]

domenica 29 giugno 2014

Frantumi #3 Vetro - Prefazione

Francesco Ferdinando e Sofia di Hohenberg - Sarajevo 28.06.1914 - Vidovdan

Frantumi #3 Vetro - Prefazione 
[…]un turbinio di materia vivente che finisce col perdere ogni singola forma, per non esserne schiava, per poter prendersi la libertà di trascenderla. Un districarsi in una giungla di contrari per far risuonare la loro armonia discorde, di eraclitea memoria, attraverso la musicalità delle parole. Sullo sfondo Sarajevo, città il cui fascino è tutto nelle contraddizioni, nel suo essere crocevia di culture, religioni e storie differenti[…]
Guido Bianchini 

lunedì 23 giugno 2014

Frantumi #2 Schegge - François Coty

François Coty
Frantumi #2 Schegge 

[...]il vento entra tiepido nella camera, agita i vestiti leggeri, leviga i corpi. Sai, Gilda, a Parigi ho conosciuto François Coty, ha uno strano sorriso, come se volesse sapere tutto di chi gli sta di fronte[...]

domenica 22 giugno 2014

Frantumi #2 Schegge - Prefazione

Artiglieria italiana abbandonata, dopo lo sfondamento austro-ungarico a Caporetto.


Frantumi #2 Schegge - Prefazione 
[…] qui, come nel “Deserto dei Tartari”, l’ambiente militare è la culla d’attesa di un evento che potenzialmente scavalcherà lo steccato della routine per passare nel territorio della storia delle umane gesta, oppure non succederà e quella attesa sognante, come ne “Il sabato del villaggio” sarà stato l’evento stesso […]

Ernesto Razzano

lunedì 16 giugno 2014

Frantumi #1 Polvere - Laocoonte

Laocoonte
Frantumi #1 Polvere

[...] circondati dall’attesa della fine imminente, le loro vene pulsavano di amatolo e TNT. Nitrato di ammonio tra i denti [...] 

venerdì 13 giugno 2014

Frantumi #1 Polvere - Prefazione

Napoli, Santa Chiara dopo i bombardamenti.

Frantumi #1 Polvere - Prefazione 
Scaraventare il lettore nel frastuono silenzioso di un bombardamento. Dipingere un momento storico con poche scene. Narrare il passato e riuscire ad essere istintivamente credibili. Mario Francesco Simeone non tenta neanche alla lontana di semplificare la costruzione del racconto, di ammorbidire la sintassi, di imboccare il lettore […]
Flavio Ignelzi 

martedì 10 giugno 2014

Giubba dell'arciduca Francesco Ferdinando - Frantumi #3 Vetro

Giubba dell'arciduca Francesco Ferdinando perforata dai colpi, dopo l'attentato (1863-1914).
Archivio centrale dello Stato. Album 18, negativo 1108
Frantumi #3 Vetro

[...]il suo tight sembrava fuori posto in quel momento e in quella situazione. Incrostato di pigmento rosso e blu, le serate mondane erano scivolate sopra il tessuto, lasciando l’alone delle voci vellutate, degli sguardi compiacenti [...]

giovedì 5 giugno 2014

Revelli mod 14 - Frantumi #2 Schegge

Mitragliatrice Fiat-Revelli modello 1914 (1915-1920)

Frantumi #2 Schegge 

[...]le sue parole giocavano
sul piombo. Abiel beffardo mostro mi-
tologico, le gambe lunghe e robuste
incastrate nel treppiedi della mitra-
glia[...]

martedì 3 giugno 2014

U.N.P.A. - Frantumi #1 Polvere

Unione Nazionale Protezione Antiaerea (1934-1945)


Frantumi #1
Polvere

[...]i membri dell’UNPA correvano per le

strade, topografia stravolta, tentando
di coordinare gli interventi di soc-
corso. Alti condomìni eviscerati, mo-
stravano la carta da parati sporca,
gli armadi senza ante senza pudore, i
lampadari ancora ondeggianti[...]

martedì 6 maggio 2014

What's going on




What’s going on – proiezione e tempera realizzata da Vincenzo D’Argenio-LAST22 allo showroom Pedicini, in occasione del festival Symbolum – è l’effetto incrinato del sogno americano.
Ozzie e Harriet abbracciano il figlio David, sorridendo al mondo che li osserva. Capelli in piega, camicia stirata e volti lisci, tutta la famiglia è in posa per la foto da incorniciare e mettere sulla mensola del caminetto. Poco prima dello scatto, però, succede qualcosa e l’immagine restituisce una sagoma vuota. Di David, sono rimasti solo i contorni. Ozzie e Harriet dissimulano perfettamente il loro disagio, tentano ancora di stringere la figura assente ma, tra loro, ormai, si è aperto il nulla.


What's Going On #3


The adventures of Ozzie and Harriet è una sitcom americana, basata sulla vita reale della famiglia Nelson e trasmessa in radio e televisione dal 1952 al 1966. Riuscì a raggiungere un notevole successo e, rapidamente, divenne il simbolo della tipica famiglia americana, bianca, benestante e fiera delle stelle e delle strisce. Troppa perfezione, però, anche per il mondo patinato trasmesso dalle antenne della ABC, considerando che, già negli anni ’60, quegli ideali iniziavano ad apparire artificiosi. Erano i tempi della contestazione giovanile, della guerra in Vietnam, delle lotte per i diritti degli afroamericani, un nuovo mondo stava emergendo e Marvin Gaye si chiedeva “cosa sta succedendo”. La serie fu cancellata e vani furono i tentativi di cambiare ambientazioni e personaggi.
Il sogno americano è una successione prefissata di immagini cristallizzate e rassicuranti. Le cose occupano uno spazio ben definito, tutto deve rimanere al posto giusto, dal taglio di capelli alle rughe d’espressione, dalla taglia della giacca alla gradazione di bianco del sorriso. Ogni elemento non può che condurre al modello unificante della famiglia felice e integrata, gerarchica e patriarcale, rispettosa delle convenzioni imposte dalla cultura dominante e identificata con i prodotti di rapido consumo. La dialettica è nullificata, il contrasto si gioca solo sulla superficie illuminata e non lascia strascichi. In questo mondo piatto, gli oggetti e le figure non hanno ombre.
What's Going On #2


In What’s going on, è stata compiuta un’operazione destrutturante. Nel sogno americano, rappresentazione paradigmatica del benessere occidentale, si inserisce un inquietante elemento di disturbo visivo e anche l’inviolabile patto di eternità, incarnato nella prole, è destinato a sciogliersi. Le caratterizzazioni del mondo degli adulti sono ridicolizzate, la cultura pronta all’uso poggia la sua pretesa omologante su una vacuità che i vestiti, le mode e gli atteggiamenti tentano di occultare. Allora, proprio il simbolo del nucleo famigliare è attratto fatalmente verso il fondo che, con movimento opposto, emerge e si insinua tra le salde braccia delle figure genitoriali, ritagliando il suo posto illegittimo. Eppure, il sorriso è una smorfia acritica e perenne, il dubbio, anche quello più atroce e messo a nudo, non riesce a scalfire la sicurezza prefabbricata. Così, l’ombra bianca diventa presenza ingombrante e paradossale, lo stereotipo rovesciato mostra la sua forma illogica.

Mario Francesco Simeone 


What's Going On #1




venerdì 21 marzo 2014

#Grimmproject the video!


An iconic (re)interpretation of 13 Grimm Brothers fairy tales wheat pasted during my last Berlin's trip...

Music by:
Malvina Reynolds, Little Boxes

Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes made of ticky tacky,
Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes all the same.
There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one,
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.

And the people in the houses
All went to the university,
Where they were put in boxes
And they came out all the same,
And there's doctors and lawyers,
And business executives,
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.

And they all play on the golf course
And drink their martinis dry,
And they all have pretty children
And the children go to school,
And the children go to summer camp
And then to the university,
Where they are put in boxes
And they come out all the same.

And the boys go into business
And marry and raise a family
In boxes made of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.
There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one,
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.

giovedì 13 febbraio 2014

The golden key

In the winter time, when deep snow lay on the ground, a poor boy was forced to go out on a sledge to fetch wood. When he had gathered it together, and packed it, he wished, as he was so frozen with cold, not to go home at once, but to light a fire and warm himself a little. So he scraped away the snow, and as he was thus clearing the ground, he found a tiny, gold key. Hereupon he thought that where the key was, the lock must be also, and dug in the ground and found an iron chest. If the key does but fit it! thought he, no doubt there are precious things in that little box. He searched, but no keyhole was there. At last he discovered one, but so small that it was hardly visible. He tried it, and the key fitted it exactly. Then he turned it once round, and now we must wait until he has quite unlocked it and opened the lid, and then we shall learn what wonderful things were lying in that box.


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The nail

A merchant had done good business at the fair; he had sold his wares, and lined his money-bags with gold and silver. Then he wanted to travel homewards, and be in his own house before nightfall. So he packed his trunk with the money on his horse, and rode away.
At noon he rested in a town, and when he wanted to go farther the stable-boy brought out his horse and said, "A nail is wanting, sir, in the shoe of its left hind foot." - "Let it be wanting," answered the merchant; "the shoe will certainly stay on for the six miles I have still to go. I am in a hurry."

In the afternoon, when he once more alighted and had his horse fed, the stable-boy went into the room to him and said, "Sir, a shoe is missing from your horse's left hind foot. Shall I take him to the blacksmith?" - "Let it still be wanting," answered the man; "the horse can very well hold out for the couple of miles which remain. I am in haste."

He rode forth, but before long the horse began to limp. It had not limped long before it began to stumble, and it had not stumbled long before it fell down and broke its leg. The merchant was forced to leave the horse where it was, and unbuckle the trunk, take it on his back, and go home on foot. And there he did not arrive until quite late at night. "And that unlucky nail," said he to himself, "has caused all this disaster."

Hasten slowly.


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The old beggar-woman

There was once an old woman, but thou hast surely seen an old woman go a-begging before now? This woman begged likewise, and when she got anything she said, "May God reward you." The beggar- woman came to a door, and there by the fire a friendly rogue of a boy was standing warming himself. The boy said kindly to the poor old woman as she was standing shivering thus by the door, "Come, old mother, and warm yourself." She came in, but stood too near the fire, so that her old rags began to burn, and she was not aware of it. The boy stood and saw that, but he ought to have put the flames out. Is it not true that he ought to have put them out? And if he had not any water, then should he have wept all the water in his body out of his eyes, and that would have supplied two pretty streams with which to extinguish them.


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The beam

There was once an enchanter who was standing in the midst of a great crowd of people performing his wonders. He had a cock brought in, which lifted a heavy beam and carried it as if it were as light as a feather. But a girl was present who had just found a bit of four-leaved clover, and had thus become so wise that no deception could stand out against her, and she saw that the beam was nothing but a straw. So she cried, "You people, do you not see that it is a straw that the cock is carrying, and no beam?" Immediately the enchantment vanished, and the people saw what it was, and drove the magician away in shame and disgrace. He, however, full of inward anger, said, "I will soon revenge myself?"
After some time the girl's wedding-day came, and she was decked out, and went in a great procession over the fields to the place where the church was. All at once she came to a stream which was very much swollen, and there was no bridge and no plank to cross it. Then the bride nimbly took her clothes up, and wanted to wade through it. And just as she was thus standing in the water, a man, and it was the enchanter, cried mockingly close beside her, "Aha! Where are thine eyes that thou takest that for water?" Then her eyes were opened, and she saw that she was standing with her clothes lifted up in the middle of a field that was blue with the flowers of blue flax. Then all the people saw it likewise, and chased her away with ridicule and laughter.


* * * END * * *

The old man made young again

In the time when our Lord still walked this earth, he and St. Peter stopped one evening at a smith's and received free quarters. Then it came to pass that a poor beggar, hardly pressed by age and infirmity, came to this house and begged alms of the smith. St. Peter had compassion on him and said, "Lord and master, if it please thee, cure his torments that he may be able to win his own bread." The Lord said kindly, "Smith, lend me thy forge, and put on some coals for me, and then I will make this ailing old man young again." The smith was quite willing, and St. Peter blew the bellows, and when the coal fire sparkled up large and high our Lord took the little old man, pushed him in the forge in the midst of the red-hot fire, so that he glowed like a rose-bush, and praised God with a loud voice. After that the Lord went to the quenching tub, put the glowing little man into it so that the water closed over him, and after he had carefully cooled him, gave him his blessing, when behold the little man sprang nimbly out, looking fresh, straight, healthy, and as if he were but twenty. The smith, who had watched everything closely and attentively, invited them all to supper. He, however, had an old half-blind crooked, mother-in-law who went to the youth, and with great earnestness asked if the fire had burnt him much. He answered that he had never felt more comfortable, and that he had sat in the red heat as if he had been in cool dew. The youth's words echoed in the ears of the old woman all night long, and early next morning, when the Lord had gone on his way again and had heartily thanked the smith, the latter thought he might make his old mother-in-law young again likewise, as he had watched everything so carefully, and it lay in the province of his trade. So he called to ask her if she, too, would like to go bounding about like a girl of eighteen. She said, "With all my heart, as the youth has come out of it so well." So the smith made a great fire, and thrust the old woman into it, and she writhed about this way and that, and uttered terrible cries of murder. "Sit still; why art thou screaming and jumping about so?" cried he, and as he spoke he blew the bellows again until all her rags were burnt. The old woman cried without ceasing, and the smith thought to himself, "I have not quite the right art," and took her out and threw her into the cooling-tub. Then she screamed so loudly that the smith's wife upstairs and her daughter-in-law heard, and they both ran downstairs, and saw the old woman lying in a heap in the quenching-tub, howling and screaming, with her face wrinkled and shrivelled and all out of shape. Thereupon the two, who were both with child, were so terrified that that very night two boys were born who were not made like men but apes, and they ran into the woods, and from them sprang the race of apes.


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The turnip

There were once two brothers who both served as soldiers; one of them was rich, and the other poor. Then the poor one, to escape from his poverty, put off his soldier's coat, and turned farmer. He dug and hoed his bit of land, and sowed it with turnip-seed. The seed came up, and one turnip grew there which became large and vigorous, and visibly grew bigger and bigger, and seemed as if it would never stop growing, so that it might have been called the princess of turnips, for never was such an one seen before, and never will such an one be seen again.
At length it was so enormous that by itself it filled a whole cart, and two oxen were required to draw it, and the farmer had not the least idea what he was to do with the turnip, or whether it would be a fortune to him or a misfortune. At last he thought, "If thou sellest it, what wilt thou get for it that is of any importance, and if thou eatest it thyself, why, the small turnips would do thee just as much good; it would be better to take it to the King, and make him a present of it."

So he placed it on a cart, harnessed two oxen, took it to the palace, and presented it to the King. "What strange thing is this?" said the King. "Many wonderful things have come before my eyes, but never such a monster as this! From what seed can this have sprung, or are you a luck-child and have met with it by chance?" - "Ah, no!" said the farmer, "no luck-child am I. I am a poor soldier, who because he could no longer support himself hung his soldier's coat on a nail and took to farming land. I have a brother who is rich and well known to you, Lord King, but I, because I have nothing, am forgotten by every one."

Then the King felt compassion for him, and said, "Thou shalt be raised from thy poverty, and shalt have such gifts from me that thou shalt be equal to thy rich brother." Then he bestowed on him much gold, and lands, and meadows, and herds, and made him immensely rich, so that the wealth of the other brother could not be compared with his. When the rich brother heard what the poor one had gained for himself with one single turnip, he envied him, and thought in every way how he also could get hold of a similar piece of luck. He would, however, set about it in a much wiser way, and took gold and horses and carried them to the King, and made certain the King would give him a much larger present in return. If his brother had got so much for one turnip, what would he not carry away with him in return for such beautiful things as these? The King accepted his present, and said he had nothing to give him in return that was more rare and excellent than the great turnip. So the rich man was obliged to put his brother's turnip in a cart and have it taken to his home. When there he did not know on whom to vent his rage and anger, until bad thoughts came to him, and he resolved to kill his brother. He hired murderers, who were to lie in ambush, and then he went to his brother and said, "Dear brother, I know of a hidden treasure, we will dig it up together, and divide it between us." The other agreed to this, and accompanied him without suspicion. While they were on their way, however, the murderers fell on him, bound him, and would have hanged him to a tree. But just as they were doing this, loud singing and the sound of a horse's feet were heard in the distance. On this their hearts were filled with terror, and they pushed their prisoner head first into the sack, hung it on a branch, and took to flight. He, however, worked up there until he had made a hole in the sack through which he could put his head. The man who was coming by was no other than a travelling student, a young fellow who rode on his way through the wood joyously singing his song. When he who was aloft saw that someone was passing below him, he cried, "Good day! You have come at a lucky time." The student looked round on every side, but did not know whence the voice came. At last he said, "Who calls me?" Then an answer came from the top of the tree, "Raise your eyes; here I sit aloft in the Sack of Wisdom. In a short time have I learnt great things; compared with this all schools are a jest; in a very short time I shall have learnt everything, and shall descend wiser than all other men. I understand the stars, and the signs of the Zodiac, and the tracks of the winds, the sand of the sea, the healing of illness, and the virtues of all herbs, birds, and stones. If you were once within it you would feel what noble things issue forth from the Sack of Knowledge."

The student, when he heard all this, was astonished, and said, "Blessed be the hour in which I have found thee! May not I also enter the sack for a while?" He who was above replied as if unwillingly, "For a short time I will let you get into it, if you reward me and give me good words; but you must wait an hour longer, for one thing remains which I must learn before I do it." When the student had waited a while he became impatient, and begged to be allowed to get in at once, his thirst for knowledge was so very great. So he who was above pretended at last to yield, and said, "In order that I may come forth from the house of knowledge you must let it down by the rope, and then you shall enter it." So the student let the sack down, untied it, and set him free, and then cried, "Now draw me up at once," and was about to get into the sack. "Halt!" said the other, "that won't do," and took him by the head and put him upside down into the sack, fastened it, and drew the disciple of wisdom up the tree by the rope. Then he swung him in the air and said, "How goes it with thee, my dear fellow? Behold, already thou feelest wisdom coming, and art gaining valuable experience. Keep perfectly quiet until thou becomest wiser." Thereupon he mounted the student's horse and rode away, but in an hour's time sent some one to let the student out again.



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http://www.grimmstories.com/en/grimm_fairy-tales/the_turnip

Clever Grethel

There was once a cook named Grethel, who wore shoes with red rosettes, and when she walked out with them on, she turned herself this way and that, and thought, "You certainly are a pretty girl!" And when she came home she drank, in her gladness of heart, a draught of wine, and as wine excites a desire to eat, she tasted the best of whatever she was cooking until she was satisfied, and said, "The cook must know what the food is like."

It came to pass that the master one day said to her, "Grethel, there is a guest coming this evening; prepare me two fowls very daintily." - "I will see to it, master," answered Grethel. She killed two fowls, scalded them, plucked them, put them on the spit, and towards evening set them before the fire, that they might roast. The fowls began to turn brown, and were nearly ready, but the guest had not yet arrived. Then Grethel called out to her master, "If the guest does not come, I must take the fowls away from the fire, but it will be a sin and a shame if they are not eaten directly, when they are juiciest." The master said, "I will run myself, and fetch the guest." When the master had turned his back, Grethel laid the spit with the fowls on one side, and thought, "Standing so long by the fire there, makes one hot and thirsty; who knows when they will come? Meanwhile, I will run into the cellar, and take a drink." She ran down, set a jug, said, "God bless it to thy use, Grethel," and took a good drink, and took yet another hearty draught.



Then she went and put the fowls down again to the fire, basted them, and drove the spit merrily round. But as the roast meat smelt so good, Grethel thought, "Something might be wrong, it ought to be tasted!" She touched it with her finger, and said, "Ah! how good fowls are! It certainly is a sin and a shame that they are not eaten directly!" She ran to the window, to see if the master was not coming with his guest, but she saw no one, and went back to the fowls and thought, "One of the wings is burning! I had better take it off and eat it." So she cut it off, ate it, and enjoyed it, and when she had done, she thought, "the other must go down too, or else master will observe that something is missing." When the two wings were eaten, she went and looked for her master, and did not see him. It suddenly occurred to her, "Who knows? They are perhaps not coming at all, and have turned in somewhere." Then she said, "Hallo, Grethel, enjoy yourself, one fowl has been cut into, take another drink, and eat it up entirely; when it is eaten you will have some peace, why should God's good gifts be spoilt?" So she ran into the cellar again, took an enormous drink and ate up the one chicken in great glee. When one of the chickens was swallowed down, and still her master did not come, Grethel looked at the other and said, "Where one is, the other should be likewise, the two go together; what's right for the one is right for the other; I think if I were to take another draught it would do me no harm." So she took another hearty drink, and let the second chicken rejoin the first.



While she was just in the best of the eating, her master came and cried, hurry up, "Haste thee, Grethel, the guest is coming directly after me!" - "Yes, sir, I will soon serve up," answered Grethel. Meantime the master looked to see that the table was properly laid, and took the great knife, wherewith he was going to carve the chickens, and sharpened it on the steps. Presently the guest came, and knocked politely and courteously at the house-door. Grethel ran, and looked to see who was there, and when she saw the guest, she put her finger to her lips and said, "Hush! hush! get away as quickly as you can, if my master catches you it will be the worse for you; he certainly did ask you to supper, but his intention is to cut off your two ears. Just listen how he is sharpening the knife for it!" The guest heard the sharpening, and hurried down the steps again as fast as he could. Grethel was not idle; she ran screaming to her master, and cried, "You have invited a fine guest!" - "Eh, why, Grethel? What do you mean by that?" - "Yes," said she, "he has taken the chickens which I was just going to serve up, off the dish, and has run away with them!" - "That's a nice trick!" said her master, and lamented the fine chickens. "If he had but left me one, so that something remained for me to eat." He called to him to stop, but the guest pretended not to hear. Then he ran after him with the knife still in his hand, crying, "Just one, just one," meaning that the guest should leave him just one chicken, and not take both. The guest, however, thought no otherwise than that he was to give up one of his ears, and ran as if fire were burning under him, in order to take them both home with him.



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The thief and his master

Hans wished to put his son to learn a trade, so he went into the church and prayed to our Lord God to know which would be most advantageous for him. Then the clerk got behind the altar, and said, "Thieving, thieving." On this Hans goes back to his son, and tells him he is to learn thieving, and that the Lord God had said so. So he goes with his son to seek a man who is acquainted with thieving. They walk a long time and come into a great forest, where stands a little house with an old woman in it. Hans says, "Do you know of a man who is acquainted with thieving?" - "You can learn that here quite well," says the woman, "my son is a master of it." So he speaks with the son, and asks if he knows thieving really well? The master-thief says, "I will teach him well. Come back when a year is over, and then if you recognize your son, I will take no payment at all for teaching him; but if you don't know him, you must give me two hundred thalers."

The father goes home again, and the son learns witchcraft and thieving, thoroughly. When the year is out, the father is full of anxiety to know how he is to contrive to recognize his son. As he is thus going about in his trouble, he meets a little dwarf, who says, "Man, what ails you, that you are always in such trouble?"

"Oh," says Hans, "a year ago I placed my son with a master-thief who told me I was to come back when the year was out, and that if I then did not know my son when I saw him, I was to pay two hundred thalers; but if I did know him I was to pay nothing, and now I am afraid of not knowing him and can't tell where I am to get the money." Then the dwarf tells him to take a small basket of bread with him, and to stand beneath the chimney. "There on the cross-beam is a basket, out of which a little bird is peeping, and that is your son."

Hans goes thither, and throws a little basket full of black bread in front of the basket with the bird in it, and the little bird comes out, and looks up. "Hollo, my son, art thou here?" says the father, and the son is delighted to see his father, but the master-thief says, "The devil must have prompted you, or how could you have known your son?" - "Father, let us go," said the youth.

Then the father and son set out homeward. On the way a carriage comes driving by. Hereupon the son says to his father, "I will change myself into a large greyhound, and then you can earn a great deal of money by me." Then the gentleman calls from the carriage, "My man, will you sell your dog?" - "Yes," says the father. "How much do you want for it?" - "Thirty thalers." - "Eh, man, that is a great deal, but as it is such a very fine dog I will have it." The gentleman takes it into his carriage, but when they have driven a little farther the dog springs out of the carriage through the window, and goes back to his father, and is no longer a greyhound.

They go home together. Next day there is a fair in the neighboring town, so the youth says to his father, "I will now change myself into a beautiful horse, and you can sell me; but when you have sold me, you must take off my bridle, or I cannot become a man again." Then the father goes with the horse to the fair, and the master-thief comes and buys the horse for a hundred thalers, but the father forgets, and does not take off the bridle. So the man goes home with the horse, and puts it in the stable. When the maid crosses the threshold, the horse says, "Take off my bridle, take off my bridle." Then the maid stands still, and says, "What, canst thou speak?" So she goes and takes the bridle off, and the horse becomes a sparrow, and flies out at the door, and the wizard becomes a sparrow also, and flies after him. Then they come together and cast lots, but the master loses, and betakes himself to the water and is a fish. Then the youth also becomes a fish, and they cast lots again, and the master loses. So the master changes himself into a cock, and the youth becomes a fox, and bites the master's head off, and he died and has remained dead to this day.





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The Louse and the Flea

A louse and a flea kept house together and were brewing beer in an egg-shell. Then the little louse fell in and burnt herself. On this the little flea began to scream loudly. Then said the little room-door: "Little flea, why art thou screaming?" – "Because the louse has burnt herself."



Then the little door began to creak. On this a little broom in the corner said: "Why art thou creaking, little door?" – "Have I not reason to creak?


The little louse has burnt herself,
The little flea is weeping."

So the little broom began to sweep frantically. Then a little cart passed by and said: "Why art thou sweeping, little broom?" – "Have I not reason to sweep?

The little louse has burnt herself,
The little flea is weeping,
The little door is creaking."

So the little cart said: "Then I will run," and began to run wildly. Then said the ash-heap by which it ran: "Why art thou running so, little cart?" – "Have I not reason to run?

The little louse has burnt herself,
The little flea is weeping,
The little door is creaking,
The little broom is sweeping."

The ash-heap said: "Then I will burn furiously," and began to burn in clear flames. A little tree stood near the ash-heap and said: "Ash-heap, why art thou burning?" – "Have I not reason to burn?

The little louse has burnt herself,
The little flea is weeping,
The little door is creaking,
The little broom is sweeping,
The little cart is running."

The little tree said: "Then I will shake myself," and began to shake herself so that all her leaves fell off; a girl who came up with her water-pitcher saw that, and said: "Little tree, why art thou shaking thyself?" – "Have I not reason to shake myself?

The little louse has burnt herself,
The little flea is weeping,
The little door is creaking,
The little broom is sweeping,
The little cart is running,
The little ash-heap is burning."

On this the girl said: "Then I will break my little water-pitcher," and she broke her little water-pitcher. Then said the little spring from which ran the water: "Girl, why art thou breaking thy water-jug?" – "Have I not reason to break my water-jug?

The little louse has burnt herself,
The little flea is weeping,
The little door is creaking,
The little broom is sweeping,
The little cart is running,
The little ash-heap is burning,
The little tree is shaking itself."

"Oh, ho," said the spring, "then I will begin to flow," and began to flow violently. And in the water everything was drowned, the girl, the little tree, the little ash-heap, the little cart, the broom, the little door, the little flea, the little louse, all together.



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The singing bone



In a certain country there was once great lamentation over a wild boar that laid waste the farmer's fields, killed the cattle, and ripped up people's bodies with his tusks. The King promised a large reward to anyone who would free the land from this plague; but the beast was so big and strong that no one dared to go near the forest in which it lived. At last the King gave notice that whosoever should capture or kill the wild boar should have his only daughter to wife.

Now there lived in the country two brothers, sons of a poor man, who declared themselves willing to undertake the hazardous enterprise; the elder, who was crafty and shrewd, out of pride; the younger, who was innocent and simple, from a kind heart. The King said, "In order that you may be the more sure of finding the beast, you must go into the forest from opposite sides." So the elder went in on the west side, and the younger on the east. When the younger had gone a short way, a little man stepped up to him. He held in his hand a black spear and said, "I give you this spear because your heart is pure and good; with this you can boldly attack the wild boar, and it will do you no harm." He thanked the little man, shouldered the spear, and went on fearlessly. Before long he saw the beast, which rushed at him; but he held the spear towards it, and in its blind fury it ran so swiftly against it that its heart was cloven in twain. Then he took the monster on his back and went homewards with it to the King.

As he came out at the other side of the wood, there stood at the entrance a house where people were making merry with wine and dancing. His elder brother had gone in here, and, thinking that after all the boar would not run away from him, was going to drink until he felt brave. But when he saw his young brother coming out of the wood laden with his booty, his envious, evil heart gave him no peace. He called out to him, "Come in, dear brother, rest and refresh yourself with a cup of wine." The youth, who suspected no evil, went in and told him about the good little man who had given him the spear wherewith he had slain the boar.

The elder brother kept him there until the evening, and then they went away together, and when in the darkness they came to a bridge over a brook, the elder brother let the other go first; and when he was half-way across he gave him such a blow from behind that he fell down dead. He buried him beneath the bridge, took the boar, and carried it to the King, pretending that he had killed it; whereupon he obtained the King's daughter in marriage. And when his younger brother did not come back he said, "The boar must have killed him," and every one believed it.

But as nothing remains hidden from God, so this black deed also was to come to light. Years afterwards a shepherd was driving his herd across the bridge, and saw lying in the sand beneath, a snow-white little bone. He thought that it would make a good mouth-piece, so he clambered down, picked it up, and cut out of it a mouth-piece for his horn. But when he blew through it for the first time, to his great astonishment, the bone began of its own accord to sing:
"Ah, friend,
Thou blowest upon my bone!
Long have I lain beside the water;
My brother slew me for the boar,
And took for his wife
The King's young daughter."
"What a wonderful horn!" said the shepherd; "it sings by itself; I must take it to my lord the King." And when he came with it to the King the horn again began to sing its little song. The King understood it all, and caused the ground below the bridge to be dug up, and then the whole skeleton of the murdered man came to light. The wicked brother could not deny the deed, and was sewn up in a sack and drowned. But the bones of the murdered man were laid to rest in a beautiful tomb in the churchyard.


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The three snake-leaves

There was once on a time a poor man, who could no longer support his only son. Then said the son, "Dear father, things go so badly with us that I am a burden to you. I would rather go away and see how I can earn my bread." So the father gave him his blessing, and with great sorrow took leave of him. At this time the King of a mighty empire was at war, and the youth took service with him, and with him went out to fight. And when he came before the enemy, there was a battle, and great danger, and it rained shot until his comrades fell on all sides, and when the leader also was killed, those left were about to take flight, but the youth stepped forth, spoke boldly to them, and cried, "We will not let our fatherland be ruined!" Then the others followed him, and he pressed on and conquered the enemy. When the King heard that he owed the victory to him alone, he raised him above all the others, gave him great treasures, and made him the first in the kingdom.
The King had a daughter who was very beautiful, but she was also very strange.
She had made a vow to take no one as her lord and husband who did not promise to let himself be buried alive with her if she died first. "If he loves me with all his heart," said she, "of what use will life be to him afterwards?" On her side she would do the same, and if he died first, would go down to the grave with him. This strange oath had up to this time frightened away all wooers, but the youth became so charmed with her beauty that he cared for nothing, but asked her father for her. "But dost thou know what thou must promise?" said the King. "I must be buried with her," he replied, "if I outlive her, but my love is so great that I do not mind the danger." Then the King consented, and the wedding was solemnized with great splendour.

They lived now for a while happy and contented with each other, and then it befell that the young Queen was attacked by a severe illness, and no physician could save her. And as she lay there dead, the young King remembered what he had been obliged to promise, and was horrified at having to lie down alive in the grave, but there was no escape. The King had placed sentries at all the gates, and it was not possible to avoid his fate. When the day came when the corpse was to be buried, he was taken down into the royal vault with it and then the door was shut and bolted.

Near the coffin stood a table on which were four candles, four loaves of bread, and four bottles of wine, and when this provision came to an end, he would have to die of hunger. And now he sat there full of pain and grief, ate every day only a little piece of bread, drank only a mouthful of wine, and nevertheless saw death daily drawing nearer. Whilst he thus gazed before him, he saw a snake creep out of a corner of the vault and approach the dead body. And as he thought it came to gnaw at it, he drew his sword and said, "As long as I live, thou shalt not touch her," and hewed the snake in three pieces. After a time a second snake crept out of the hole, and when it saw the other lying dead and cut in pieces, it went back, but soon came again with three green leaves in its mouth. Then it took the three pieces of the snake, laid them together, as they ought to go, and placed one of the leaves on each wound. Immediately the severed parts joined themselves together, the snake moved, and became alive again, and both of them hastened away together. The leaves were left lying on the ground, and a desire came into the mind of the unhappy man who had been watching all this, to know if the wondrous power of the leaves which had brought the snake to life again, could not likewise be of service to a human being. So he picked up the leaves and laid one of them on the mouth of his dead wife, and the two others on her eyes. And hardly had he done this than the blood stirred in her veins, rose into her pale face, and coloured it again. Then she drew breath, opened her eyes, and said, "Ah, God, where am I?" - "Thou art with me, dear wife," he answered, and told her how everything had happened, and how he had brought her back again to life. Then he gave her some wine and bread, and when she had regained her strength, he raised her up and they went to the door and knocked, and called so loudly that the sentries heard it, and told the King. The King came down himself and opened the door, and there he found both strong and well, and rejoiced with them that now all sorrow was over. The young King, however, took the three snake-leaves with him, gave them to a servant and said, "Keep them for me carefully, and carry them constantly about thee; who knows in what trouble they may yet be of service to us!"

A change had, however, taken place in his wife; after she had been restored to life, it seemed as if all love for her husband had gone out of her heart. After some time, when he wanted to make a voyage over the sea, to visit his old father, and they had gone on board a ship, she forgot the great love and fidelity which he had shown her, and which had been the means of rescuing her from death, and conceived a wicked inclination for the skipper. And once when the young King lay there asleep, she called in the skipper and seized the sleeper by the head, and the skipper took him by the feet, and thus they threw him down into the sea. When the shameful deed was done, she said, "Now let us return home, and say that he died on the way. I will extol and praise thee so to my father that he will marry me to thee, and make thee the heir to his crown." But the faithful servant who had seen all that they did, unseen by them, unfastened a little boat from the ship, got into it, sailed after his master, and let the traitors go on their way. He fished up the dead body, and by the help of the three snake-leaves which he carried about with him, and laid on the eyes and mouth, he fortunately brought the young King back to life.

They both rowed with all their strength day and night, and their little boat flew so swiftly that they reached the old King before the others did. He was astonished when he saw them come alone, and asked what had happened to them. When he learnt the wickedness of his daughter he said, "I cannot believe that she has behaved so ill, but the truth will soon come to light," and bade both go into a secret chamber and keep themselves hidden from every one. Soon afterwards the great ship came sailing in, and the godless woman appeared before her father with a troubled countenance. He said, "Why dost thou come back alone? Where is thy husband?" - "Ah, dear father," she replied, "I come home again in great grief; during the voyage, my husband became suddenly ill and died, and if the good skipper had not given me his help, it would have gone ill with me. He was present at his death, and can tell you all." The King said, "I will make the dead alive again," and opened the chamber, and bade the two come out. When the woman saw her husband, she was thunderstruck, and fell on her knees and begged for mercy. The King said, "There is no mercy. He was ready to die with thee and restored thee to life again, but thou hast murdered him in his sleep, and shalt receive the reward that thou deservest." Then she was placed with her accomplice in a ship which had been pierced with holes, and sent out to sea, where they soon sank amid the waves.



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